When Ideologies Unite...in the Dark

I am not sure which conspiracy theory currently fits. Power is out everywhere, and yet most rich people are doing just fine. Is this when the workers unite? Is communism coming? Or, is it a capitalist plot, because while homes are without electricity, all businesses seem to be fine. Therefore, Nationwide has a/c, lights, hot showers and hot food. Is this a plot to make us work more? Is this the apocalypse? People are wandering around aimlessly and there seem to be many crimes occuring on my block. However, if this is the apocalypse, it is superty boring. There is nothing to do except read until 8ish, sit on my porch until 9ish, and then sleep in the eery(sp?) silence. If this was 2012, then all ridiculous theories would be uniting.